EDIT:
WHAT?! First Criminal Minds episode to ever disgust me.
So that JK GUYS I AIN'T EATIN' EYES I'M EATIN' EGGS scene was beautiful but very similar to Dexter.

Strauss reminds me of the hated mother-in-law of this little BAU family.

Morgan, why so involved?
IMMA LET CHOO FINISH, BUT HOTCH WAS THE BEST UNIT CHIEF OF ALL TIME! ALL TIME!

That was possibly the best happy!Prentiss face I've ever seen. Good to see Hotch and Morgan are switching roles. Even down to the "WAIT FOR BACKUP NEXT TIME " speeches.

Um, poor JJ. "You have such beautiful eyes". She does, but it's not exactly a compliment anymore after watching this guy spoon out eyes and use them in taxidermy for an hour.
This actor did a fabulous job of being creepy though

Garcia: I want to cuddle her. She's so adorable. That whole TAKIN PICTURES TIME thing was adorable. FFF <3
After that last scene, I was all MORGAN'S NEVER GONNA STEP DOWN. BACK DIS BITCH UP.
What have the writers plunged us into this time?

Hi guys, I'm bored. And home sick sdfhbdshv :C :C :C :C
so I'm going to be creepy and do this. XD
I SHOULD be doing creative writing homework but PSSH who does that? Pfftttttt
I also enjoy giving ~scouting a heart attack from her squeeing over this. Okay yay.
Borrowing this from:

[A Few Basics First]
What is their full name:: Gary c:
Gender:: Manthing
Birthdate:: June 19th
Hair Color:: Brown
Eye Color:: Brown~ c:
Height:: 5' 7"-ish? Um, um, um, TALLER THAN I~ (which isn't hard to do XD)

[Question Time]
What was your first impression of them when you met?: Oh hay, I fluff yo' pants.
How did you meet?: L'italiano class. MHMMM. I enjoy being creepy, chutup
Have you known them all your life?: noooooo
Ten years ago?: no. That'd be pretty adorable though. but no, DENIED.
Five years ago?: No. We would have, if I didn't LIVE ON SO FAR AWAY XD
Do they live in the same town as you?: TECHNICALLY no, but basically yes. But like OTHAHH SIDE~ 20 minutes away or so
Did you go to school together?: Still am going to school with him.
Are you dating them?: Yes c:
Are they a sibling or relative?: OH TTLY. COUSINS FER SRS. FISHKID. ew no lol
Do they know any secrets about you no one else does?: I'm pretty sure. c:
Say something only they would understand: No you see the cats ARE my grandchildren
Are they straight, gay, or bi?: Straight yay. But you see I am Garysexual. So it's all good.
Have you ever kissed?: no
Do you know their favorite color?:
What are they likely doing right now?: Band with the freshmenzz D: Not knowing I'm filling this out. XD Oh hay, surprise for when you log on, amirite?
Where are they right now?: 6th period band. XD Oh hi, school. And I should be in art but y'know.
If you aren't dating them, do you know the person they are dating?: Yeah, her name is Carly. Oh wait that's me.
Do you like that person?: They're alright. A little stickly and sickly but OHHAYITSME.
Have you ever met their parents?: YUPP. :D so nice~
How many siblings do they have?: UNOOOOOO
What did you do the last time you hung out?: Mall! With my creeper friends. We helped my friend Shannon pick out clothing so she can be us for Halloween. And played on those little kid rides. XD
Have you ever done anything illegal with them?: We might have skinned our own baseball baby. But... they're in a better place now.
Describe one of your favorite memories with them:: Being together in general, by ourselves. c:
Have they ever seen you naked?: no
If they could time travel, where would they go?: Ummm. D
Would you donate a kidney if it would save their life?: Yes. c:
But that'd be a bad idea since I don't want to kill him dead with my malfunctioning organs.
Would you shave your head if they had cancer?: Yes c:
Have you ever been on vacation together?: No
Where is the farthest place you've travelled with them?: the movies. XD
What would you do if you found out they were pregnant/had fathered a child?: WELL, IF GARY GAVE BIRTH TO A CHILD I'D BE PRETTY DAMNED AMAZED AND HAVE TO MARRY HIM ON THE SPOT, SINCE CHILD BIRTH SCARES ME. LMFAO fff kids. But I don't know. I'd be sad that I was lied to but not sad enough to be all "BITCH CHOO STOOPID" and leave.
Would you tell them first if you were pregnant/had fathered a child?: Yes. c: But if I fathered a child, that's pretty beast but I might want to get that checked out.
Do they call you often?: No, ew phone.
Do you text all the time?: Yes c:
Do you talk to each other about relationship problems?: No, but we talk about OTHER people's relationship problems. Hmm, I wonder who I could be alluding too, hmm.
Is your best friend a virgin?: LMFAOWUT? Y-yes?
Are you older than them?: No, I'm a fetus.
Are you taller than them?: LOLNO
Do you have a particular 'hang out' you always go to together?: um, um, um, movies.
Have you ever slept in the same bed as this person?: No
Do they have any pets?: Our child Taymunda. No, no pets.
Do they have their driver's license?: Nooo
If so, what kind of car do they drive?: The special bus. JK
Where do they work?: Being a hobo with me.
Are they in school?: Yes, at this very moment in fact.
Do they have any piercings or tattoos?: Noooo
What piercings? Or what are their tattoos of?: EVERYTHING OF COURSE. lolewno
If they were an alcoholic beverage, what would they be?: Something I wouldn't be able to drink. So we'll call it the FORBIDDEN FRUIT.
Do you know their favorite movie?: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, (500) Days of Summer, stuff
Or tv show?: FLAPJACK. idk
Would they be more likely to see Taylor Swift or Modest Mouse in concert?: MODEST Mouse. I had to caps the first part since they like scream-sing. XD
Name 3 songs that bring up memories of them: Us, Epic Last Song (lol), Don't Wake Me Up
Do you have any nicknames for them?: No
Do they have any nicknames for you?: No
Are they the oldest, middle, youngest, or only child?: youngest
Do they collect anything?: Guitars, technically.
Who is someone they look up to?: your mom ;D
What was the last movie you saw together in theaters?: Where the Wild Things Are. It was amazing. c:
Do they play any instruments?: FFFF YESSS. Musical talent, meet it everyone.
Do you fight often?: no
Have you ever dated someone they also dated at one point?: Your mom of course
Do they play any sports?: LOL
Do you wish things were different with them?: No, I just wish I was well enough to go to school for a full freaking week to be with them. D:
Did you do anything with them today, if so what?: Textin'
Do they call or text you everyday?: Yes. c:
Do they believe in everything you believe in?: Unicorns?
Are they religious?: idk. I'm too busy screaming "I'M JESUS" to notice D: so idk. I'm a bad Catholic D:
Do you get along with them all the time?: Bffls~ :3
Whats one thing that really pisses you off about them?: NOTHING. I just want to see them more. D:
Do you have there number memorized?: No, fail.
Do you cook for them?: No, but that would be a disaster.
What's the worst thing you have ever done to them?: I don't know, I worry about that a lot though. I sort of speak before I think so I don't really know.
What's the worst thing they have done to you?: Nothing c:
Did you stay up with them any in the past week?: Weekend.
Do you talk to this person more than 10 times a day?: Yeah?
Do You have the same friends?: A lot of them.
Do you eat lunch together?: At school!
Have you ever been on vacation with your Number 1?: This relates, how? No. I don't go on vacations fml
What is one thing you love about them?: everything <3
Are They obssessed with anything/anyone?: RBF
Do you know how to make them feel better?: No :c
You have any pictures of them on your myspace?: no, facebook is bettarrr.

[Are they friends with a person named:]
Josh: No
Kyle: Maybe?
Matt: KRAUT
Caleb: guss? (fishkid LOL child actor leave me alone)
Andrew: No?
Will: No
Sarah: IDKKK
Elizabeth: No
Scott: No
Jared: No
Megen: Meghan* yes
Stephanie: No

[Do they like to:]
Text: Yes. C:
Talking on the phone: no.
hugging: YESSSSS :3
kissing: idk

[Are they:]
Hyper: SOMETIMES LOL
Crazy: no
Dumb: Not at all.
Blonde: lolno
Cool: VERY MUCH SO
What kind of music do they like?: Ska and other stuff that I love.
What's there favorite thing to do?: Your Mom
Have you ever seen this person really happy?: YES c:
Sad?: Yeah D:
Do you completely trust this friend?: Yesplz
With your life?: yes
Would you take a bullet for them?: yes
Where do you see them in 5 years?: COLLEGE?
Do you expect to have a lifelong friendship?: Yes c:
Will they repost this?: Who knows. It's kind of lengthy. XD

~GurryKABOOM
Yes I'm kind of, sort of, a creeper but that's okay yay.
I'm so bored save me.

Imma go watch movies now.

IS DEPRESSING. And kind of weird. Mostly depressing. Go see it >:D

So I handed in my sketchbook to my art teacher for a grade.
I forgot that there was a crack doodle of me riding a unicorn in there. FML
I blame ~Navine XD


OH. I got a tumblr that I never use. Give me a reason to use it?
[link]


~GurryKABOOM